Abe Jansen

Hedge Fund Hipster


“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up.” – Neil Gaiman


A first paragraph of description of Abe goes here. Height, hair, tattoos, distinctive look. All that good stuff. Details proceed from what is most obvious at a first glance on through the rest of the components of an initial impression. If I’m lucky I will achieve some kind of rhythm and/or unifying metaphor.

A second paragraph of description of Abe goes here. Likely I move away from fundamentals and first impressions to details which imply depth! Common fashion choices may be discussed, or the sound of his voice and diction.



Visible Information

  • Eyes: Blue
  • Hair: Blondeish
  • Height: 5’10
  • Build: Slender
  • Distinguishing Features: Hipster Glasses, Tattoos, Piercings
  • Known Things:
    • Big time foodie.
    • Loaded.
    • Enthusiastic.


“I can’t get these memories out of my mind
And some kind of madness has started to evolve, mmm
And I, I tried so hard to let you go
But some kind of madness is swallowing me whole, yeah.”

“And sometimes you close your eyes
And see the place where you used to live
When you were young.”

“So it’s gonna be forever
Or it’s gonna go down in flames
You can tell me when it’s over
If the high was worth the pain
Got a long list of ex-lovers
They’ll tell you I’m insane
Cause you know I love the players
And you love the game.”


(Pretend someone asked your character “What do you think about (character name)?” and put the answer here.)

Abe Jansen

Walpurgis ADW