Fiona Quotes

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Pretend someone asked your character: "What do you think about Fiona Barreira?" or "How do you feel about Fiona?" Leave your quotes here!

 

  • "Y'know how like, if you breed purebred dogs too long, they start coming out kind of weird looking? Like unintentionally weird? Don't get me wrong, Fiona's hot, but in that 'features were selected to be pleasant' sort of way. She's your typical high maintenance yuppie, down to the disastrously malfunctioning gaydar. But hey, I'm not gonna complain as long as she steps up on the croptops and backs off on the weird business meeting handshake." — Fumi
  • "Fiona…man. If you'd asked me a week and a half ago, she'd be like – actually let me start over. If you'd asked me a month ago, I'd say she was really cool – calm head on her shoulders, knew how to keep her head high and keep barreling forward.  Strong, powerful lady. Then she got sick or whatever.  And it became kinda – y'know, smart as a whip but sick, trying to get through it but obviously getting overwhelmed by stress. But then after her freak out the other day – like seriously, she got super pissy that Noah texted me? Like, what in the fuck, a text doesn't mean he's calling me his goddess and worshiping me while I fuck him – and was acting like a jealous and paranoid middle schooler  and so since you're asking me NOW, one part of me is like whatever she's sick and stressed and she's lashing out and the other part of me just wants to call her a giant fucking ass-flavored cuntcake who makes me want to root for that dickwaffle MacArthur."  - Sara Jackson

Fiona Quotes

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